Nothing like relaxing on a Saturday afternoon, time for a person to reflect on the finer things in life.
Beanie was anxious to have his lunch, so I opened a can of calorie control, feline delight. It would have been a really good idea if I had been paying attention, the cans with the pop tops like this one ,can be a bit tricky at times.
While pulling the tab I managed to spray my face with juice from the tin, and a few clumpy bits just for fun. So gross….I should have grabbed him and used his tail to wipe away the damage.
He stood there looking at me with a smug look on his face, as if to say,”hahahaheee”, you get the idea, He’s such a jerk.
After taking time to calm down, I made us both a cup of coffee. I was enjoying mine, but Beanie not so much, I forgot to put extra cream in his…haha, gotcha!
Funny how we can be satisfied with the smallest conquests.
Have a great evening everyone.
Awhile back I dabbled in poetry just for the fun of it, it was entertaining, and allowed me to think like a child, which I still do on occasion.
Have you ever wondered what toads eat for lunch,
Or why flies seem to like eating poop.
Have you ever wondered why potatoes have eyes,
Or why chickens like smelly old coops.
Have you ever wondered why carrots are crunchy,
Or why cows seem to like wearing bells.
Have you ever wondered why spiders are hairy,
Or why people love cheese when it smells.
Have you ever wondered why water looks blue,
Or why hot dogs taste best in the park.
Have you ever wondered why porridge is lumpy,
Or why bats like to play in the dark.
Have you ever wondered why eyeballs are round,
Or why fingers feel good in your nose.
Have you ever wondered why slugs are so slimy,
Or why puppies like peeing on your toes.
Hope everyone is having a great Saturday!
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