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THE THREE F’S OF LIFE

FAME   While many people think fame is reserved for the likes of Movie Stars, Astronauts, and Politicians, the real significance of the word is best illustrated by the life of the Rock Star.  Rock Stars live the life most of us only dream about. Too much money at a relatively young age with little regard for people punching a time clock.

Endless trips to exotic parts of the world complete with giant bugs and tour buses that do not have flush toilets.

Mobs of screaming young women who want to have your baby, all the while trying to tear a piece of your clothing off, even if it’s the sweaty underwear you’ve had on for the past two days.

Listening to the pleas of loyal fans tell you that if you sign your name “Elvis” any where on their body, they will love you forever.

And last but not least, you get to go back to your high school’s twentieth reunion wearing sequined pants, a black velvet shirt, and hair that once belonged to someone else.

FORTUNE   Finding one’s fortune in life can take us down many roads, with very different results.

A sudden wind fall in the lottery might bring a  feeling of bliss, until we realize our “friend” ratio has dramatically increased overnight.

Some people run away to join the circus in hopes of finding their fortune, only to realize that walking behind the elephants with a large shovel probably wasn’t one of the brighter decisions they made in life.

The stock market is another area where the “risk taker” will invest a large amount of money in a company that sells a breakfast cereal made from tree bark, only to have the environmentalists close the company down using the slogan, “Your Kids Are Eating Mother Nature”.

Treasure seekers are perhaps the ultimate in fortune hunters. They run after clues hundreds of years old, all the while trying to convince the host country they are merely hacking apart  the mountain side looking for inexplicably large rodents.

FRIEND  The word “friend” is highly misused these days. People use it in the lamest of circumstances. Bumping into someone on the street and then saying, “Sorry friend” is a sure fire way of having the person look at you like they’d rather smack you in the head than put you on their Christmas card list.

Politician’s will use the word friend so often, that by the end of the campaign most of us are ready to get out of the political circle and put our efforts toward supporting something less phoney like a religious cult.

While in school many of us developed a circle of so called friends who wasted no time in telling other “friends” that we French kissed the principal, smoked pot in the gym, and drilled a hole in the bathroom wall so we could all enjoy a sneak preview, all this in the span of one day.

Those of us who know what the word really means will understand that a “friend is someone who will still think you are the greatest person on earth even after your rock star phase didn’t turn out quite like you’d planned, and they will not laugh at you when you tell them you once walked behind an elephant.

 

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